Ek larka shadi k dafter phone karta hai
Larka: Mere dono bazo nhi hain kya mere
shadi ho sakt hai?
Ladki: G han…
Ladka: Mere dono tangen bhi nhi hai
Ladki:Phir bhi ho sakti hai
Ladka: Mere ek kaan bhi nhi hai
Ladki: Kya apka “Lu*d” Salamat hai
Ladka: G usi say tu number dial kya hy!
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Why are condoms transparent?
So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted…!
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A just Born Baby was Laughing really Hard with its tiny fist closed!!
The confused Doc unfolded its tiny fingers and found a birth control Pill!!
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Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!! 
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Sardar: “Uff ye roz-roz CONDOM lagane ka chakkar! Main to pareshan ho gaya hoon!!”
Sardarni: “Tussi LAMINATION kyun nahin karwa lete?
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Santa in Bangkok to Lady: How much 4 a hand job?
Lady: Rs500. Do u want one?
Santa: No.. I was curious,, how much I Save when I do it myself…
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Customer: My wife needs a bra but i don’t know size?
Sales Girl: Okay touch my breast & tell me size.
Customer : ohh !i forgot she needs a panty also…
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Ek larki umbrela repair karwane gai.
Dukandar bola upar ka kapda utarna padega niche danda dalna padega.
Ladki: Jo marzi wo karo par pani andar nahi ana chahiye.
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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!
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Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
“Dhobi” q k wo kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai.
Sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
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