Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
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What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.
Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!!
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Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Banta reply:
Because married men are more obedient
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Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife!
Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable Exchange Offer!
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Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi?
Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu!
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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Santa: Tipu Sultan’s Skeleton.
Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Santa: Tipu’s When He Was Child.
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Santa- Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.
Banta- are wah, Wo kaise?
Santa- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu…!!!
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Santa taklu Hai phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why?
?
?
Kion k
Saloon Santa Ka Hay.:-)
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